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Link: http://www.sltrib.com/ci_14454828?source=most_viewed

Um, guys? Watch out if you get blindfolded and promised a surprise.

Link: http://www.examiner.com/x-39000-Entertainment-Industry-Examiner~y2010m2d20-Transsexual-performer-vomits-on-Susan-Sarandon

I so don't even understand one aspect of this headline. I'm kinda glad I don't.

Link: http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2010/feb/09/man-stinks-up-port-orchard-wal-mart-thinking-its/

Tell me this doesn't remind you of every man who goes shopping with his lady....

Link: http://www.fdlreporter.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2010301180094

If you're ticketed for "Rocking Out" - that's respectable... um, well it was right up until now.
This is one of those rather inconceivable headlines.

Link: http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-national/man-crushed-to-death-by-computer-server-20100112-m4kr.html

literally. Poor guy, hope it ran Linux at least. It's suck to get killed by Windows.

Link: http://newsok.com/man-uses-rear-end-to-smash-exs-72-inch-tv-police-say/article/3430123?custom_click=rss

Ah, sometimes the headline of the week jumps out and whacks you on the head.... or TV , or TV with your Butt... in Revenge.....

oh go read it.

Link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-funniest-headlines-of-2009

Well, it's about that time to start wrapping up the decade. Expect a goodly batch of top lists and rundowns.
This one is pretty cool as they captured the images of the headlines.

Link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579799,00.html?test=latestnews

Whats the most unlikely of all ways to die? - Answer, Bubblegum.

She won't press charges if Jesus isn’t harmed

Link: http://www.thelocal.se/22480/20091005/

Proving once again that passing out is not the best of ideas ....

Link: http://news.postbulletin.com/newsmanager/templates/localnews_story.asp?z=2&a=418248

Ah, the good old days - funny thing is that I can see myself doing pretty much the same when I was in my early 20's.

Link: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE58O4SC20090925

This one's just a bit stupidly juvenille, I hope they counter-sue for infinity.

Link: http://www.geek.com/articles/news/massachusetts-postal-worker-stole-3012-netflix-dvds-20090923/

Or this one did - he increased his personal collection by 3012 movies.... for a while.

Link: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE58A4Z220090911

Right, how do you take a show that shows off dead bodies and ramp it up to the next level?

Link: http://www.rutlandherald.com/article/20090907/THISJUSTIN/909079995

Oh this is fun .... the plan was good, but the execution was really sloppy.

Link: http://www.wafb.com/global/video/flash/popupplayer.asp?ClipID1=4090621&h1=Alleged%20%22beer%20between%20the%20legs%22%20bandit%20arrested&vt1=v&at1=News&d1=144000&LaunchPageAdTag=News&activePane=info&rnd=6652576

Pardon the commercial at the beginning but the story is well worth it

Link: http://tinyurl.com/lg9tq6

Yeah, this one - you couldn't make something like this up - well, unless you were incredibly warped....

Link: http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/08/04/wife-mistresses-ambush-cheating-man-glue-genitals-to-his-stomach/

Whats the worse thing that could happen if you're caught cheating with several ladies?

Actually the worse thing is that this guy was cheating with these ladies.

Oy!

Link: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE56E3XV20090715

Remember kids - Fix a Flat is Flammable. Apparently Flammable enough so that it can blow up an apartment.

The blast pushed his living room wall into the building's stairwell and caused extensive damage to walls, windows and furniture.

Link: http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2009/07/07/blotter/doc4a5322e59ccdd984252010.txt

not sure what's up with my home state lately but we seem to be under the influence of Florida or something....

Link: http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/07/man_dies_after_falling_into_va.html

A man dies after falling into a vat of chocolate....

He should have yelled "fire!" ya know,

cus no ones gonna save you if you yell "chocolate!"

Link: http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/Mans-Alleged-Organ-Artistry-On-TV-Brings-Charge/qrm-wmojYUqqpHHeKaaaeg.cspx

If you're gonna mis-behave at Sears - be sure to run faster than the rent-a-cops they have... or you might end up like this dude.

Link: http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/5339554

Raleigh police arrested a North Carolina State University student last week who was accused of creating a "monster" out of construction barrels and placing it on the side of the road.

I dunno - ok, make him pay for the barrels but darn, that's a fine fine Traffic Monster eh?

Link: http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-beer-box-bandit,0,2059361.story

You gotta love this guy for the ingenuity - in my day you'd only get a beer box on the head if you were the first one to pass out. This guy makes it more of a fashion thing.

Link: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/05/21/Man-charged-in-penis-puppet-incident/UPI-25521242932014/

Shoulda tiny url'ed this one but I'm in too much of a hurry to play with me new Blackberry Storm...

You can get a basic idea of the oddness from the link.

Link: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE54A5WL20090512

Yup, you just can't make stuff like this up - 10 points for the most inappropriate comment

Link: http://www.curezone.org/forums/fm.asp?i=464986

Nothing not worksafe or kidsafe here -just a report that will leave you feeling creepy.

oh and be sure to read to the end for the bonus find.

Last Thursday, a man walked into the Wachovia Bank in the 2700 block of Smith and reportedly told the teller he had a gun and ordered her to give him money. Fearing for her life, the teller gave the man some cash...

and then it gets all stupid.

Link: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/07/state/n123645D24.DTL

At least so far - It's too bad this guy lost his pilots license... then again though, he does have some significant bragging rights.

Link: http://www.wacotrib.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/communities/breakingnews/entries/2009/04/08/waco_police_man_stabbed_for_pa.html

There's a lot of things you could get stabbed for, I just never considered this to be one of 'em.

Link: http://www.1010wins.com/Conn--Woman-Finds-Alligator-Roaming-down-the-Stree/4067211

Here's one from my home town!

SOUTH WINDSOR, Conn. (AP) -- A small alligator has been captured in South Windsor after it was found roaming on a local street.

Police say a woman walking near the sewer treatment plant Sunday afternoon spotted the 3 1/2 foot reptile on Vibert Road.

Yaaay for us... I mean, we're no Florida - but this makes a fairly good headline.

Link: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

How does one go about putting one's daddys house on teh internets?

LOL - Pwn3d!

“When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off.”

Link: http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2009/03/boy_2_takes_a_break_from_potty.htm

Honestly hasn't this in some form happened to us all. The kid has one thing going for him. He wasn't 30.

Link: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html

Ok, this one is just plain outa the weird dimension. Lady calls cops to investigate laptop after boyfriend uses it. She says look for illegal porn.... then it gets weird. ( with mugshot goodness )

Link: http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=71172&catid=2

I don't even want to know what this lady was thinking. This is the oddest story I've read in a while.

Laurens County (The Greenville News) - Tammy Fausel said that she and her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle's funeral in Gray Court.