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Link: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/treasurecoast/sfl-1118sandwich-arrest,0,7370389.story

And the topper on this one would be the line....

The type of sandwich hurled was not specified in the report.

Cus we all know that Ham is a felony while egg salad is just a sad sad crime against humanity